Once the children are fed and asleep for the night,
Once Mom’s finished reading and turned off the light,
When Daddy is sleeping and cozy in bed,
A puppy named Rocky then lifts his small head.
He opens one eye and looks quickly around,
To make certain that everyone’s sleeping quite sound,
Then he springs out of bed; he has much work to do;
He ties on his cape of bright red and bright blue.
By day just a dog, but by night, Super Pup!
You’d see him, of course, if you simply looked up!
Out the window he flies, soaring into the night,
Super Rocky soars up, flying high, out of sight.
While the world sleeps, Super Rocky fights crime,
He’s saved us from bad guys time after time.
Surely you’ve heard of the land of Nozilling?
Where people kept fighting and shooting and killing?
The Pup flew one night to the land of Nozilling,
Boom boom! And Bam bam! So much blood they were spilling!
When fluffy pup landed, he raised his small paw.
But the people cried, “Shoot him! Let’s get him! Yehaw!”
“Bark bark” and “ruff ruff” cried that pup without fear.
When you translate, this means, “No more shooting, ya’ll hear?”
The people at once in the land of Nozilling
Dropped all their rifles and stopped all the killing.
“What a beautiful bark,” said one man large and strong,
“Like a ringing of bells or a short, pretty song.”
Another large man with big muscles was crying.
“It’s such a nice bark we must stop all this dying.”
With a final “bark bark!” Super Pup flew away.
He had too much to do to allow him to stay.
To this day they still talk in the land of Nozilling,
Of when Super Pup helped to stop all the killing.
“I was evil and bad ‘til I heard that pup bark,”
They said, “His bark showed me the light in the dark.”
And then once, far away, in the land of Uzadly,
Two little kids were behaving quite badly.
They’d both left their homes very late in the night.
Without telling their parents, and that isn’t right.
Cried Carol, “I dare you to jump in the lake!”
Said Jimmy, “I’ll do it!” Oh, what a mistake!
So he leapt off the bridge, and his heart filled with fear.
But then, from a distance, “Bark bark!” Pup is near!
Puppy took off his cape, tied the ends in a knot,
He threw it to Jim, who was saved on the spot.
Jim floated down safely because of Pup’s suit.
The cape had become the young boy’s parachute.
Jim cried, “Super Pup! We can’t thank you enough!”
Pup responded quite gravely, “Bark bark” and “ruff ruff.”
“That bark,” said young Carol, “is a beautiful song.
“It’s shown me, dear Jim, what we’ve done is quite wrong.”
“It’s true,” Jim replied. “Pup has told us today
“That we shouldn’t sneak out. We should not run away.”
“We’ve learned,” said young Carol. “from what Pup has said.
“If he hadn’t come, Jim would surely be dead.”
Pup then took his cape and he waved them good-bye.
With that he was gone, soaring into the sky.
And young Carol and Jim were good kids from that day,
They knew that Pup’s bark had shown them the way.
These are two of the ways Pup has saved us before,
By battling evil and settling scores.
Tonight, though, is different. Tonight is far scarier,
Tonight he must battle a villain far hairier.
Kit the Cat is a ball full of bright orange fur.
He shreds couches and chairs, and then gives a glad pur.
He scratches poor fathers and hisses at mothers
And pees in the shoes of good sisters and brothers.
He breaks into pet stores. He’s robbed five this week.
He scratches their posts, steals the toys. What a sneak!
Although Rocky and Kit have fought twice in the past,
Kit has always escaped, for he’s cunning and fast!
Kit’s thought of a plan that’s most evil and mean.
He’s planning to enter the White House unseen.
Then after he’ll grab the first dog by the collar
And hold him for ransom for one million dollars!
“Why is a dog in the White House?” asked Kit.
“Dogs are too smelly. They bark and they spit.
“But cats are so clean, and we’re quiet as mice.
“A cat in the White House—now that sounds so nice.”
“I’ll kidnap the dog; then the U.S. will know
“That cats rule the world, and dogs are the foe!
“And you, Super Pup, I am certain we’ll meet.
“Just remember that cats always land on their feet.”
Kit crept to the White House, then tiptoed inside,
And when guards passed near him, so quickly he’d hide.
He checked every room ‘til inside one he found
Asleep on the sofa the President’s hound!
And while the hound slept, Kit took out a rope
To tie up its feet, so the pooch had no hope.
“Ha, ha!” cried Kit Cat, cruelly waking his prey.
“Now you are mine. You must do as I say.”
“Arooo!” howled the dog, quickly waking with fear,
But then, through the window, “Bark! Bark!” Pup is here!
“So it’s you, Super Pup,” Kitty said in a huff.
To which Pup responded, “Bark bark” and “ruff ruff.”
Said Kit, “Pup, your bark is far worse than your bite,
“I’ve put plugs in my ears to prepare for our fight!”
“Hiss hiss” and “meow meow,” spat out Kit the Cat.
“Aroo!” cried the hound. “That foul hiss! Please stop that!”
Few could withstand evil Kit Cat’s meow.
Such a chilling, cold, sound. Oh, what would Pup do now?
But Pup wasn’t bothered, for he couldn’t hear,
Since he, too, had put a small plug in each ear!
Cried Kit, “Very clever, you’ve worn earplugs too,
“No matter, small Pup, I’ve a new game for you.”
Oh, evil Kit Cat! He then played a cruel trick!
From out of his pocket, he took out a stick.
“Ha ha! Super Pup! Do you want to play catch?
“I know that no dog can resist playing fetch!
“I’ll throw you this stick, and you’ll quickly run off,
“Then I’ll kidnap the hound,” Kitty said with a scoff.
And Pup couldn’t help it. The game looked like fun.
He wagged his small tail and got ready to run.
Kit the Cat, you’re so mean! No, this just isn’t right!
For playing, of course, is small Pup’s kryptonite!
The hound cried, “Aroo! Pup, you can’t fall for that.
“A dog is too smart to be tricked by a cat.”
And Kit threw the stick, but Pup didn’t go running,
The spell was destroyed by the hound and his cunning.
Then Pup thought of a plan that was clever and slick.
He ran to Kit Cat, and he started to lick!
He covered Kit’s body with love and devotion,
And Kit screamed with fear, “Please no more kissing potion!
“Your tongue is like fire! It is burning my skin.
“Dog spit disgusts me! Don’t lick me again!”
Kit then backed away and jumped onto a chair.
He was crying out, “Gross! There’s dog spit in my hair!
“Very well, Super Pup, for this time you have won,
But I will return, for this war is not done.”
Then Kit disappeared with a “meow” and a “hiss.”
Hurrah for the Pup and his Super Pup Kiss!
The hound cried, “Young Pup, you’re so clever and smart.
“You fought with such courage and cunning and heart.”
“Your trick was much better than ‘stay,’ ‘speak’ or ‘sit,’
“For you gave a licking to mean, evil Kit.”
Next Pup freed the hound; then he knew he must go.
The furry, young pup had no time to be slow.
He saw that the sun was now starting to rise,
Which meant it was time he should take to the skies.
So giving a shake of his head full of fluff,
The Pup flew away with a “bark” and a “ruff.”
He flew to his home, then curled up in a ball,
And none of us knew he had just saved us all.
Then, feeling quite happy that he’d done enough,
He lay down with a “bark” and a sleepy “ruff ruff.”
Once Mom’s finished reading and turned off the light,
When Daddy is sleeping and cozy in bed,
A puppy named Rocky then lifts his small head.
He opens one eye and looks quickly around,
To make certain that everyone’s sleeping quite sound,
Then he springs out of bed; he has much work to do;
He ties on his cape of bright red and bright blue.
By day just a dog, but by night, Super Pup!
You’d see him, of course, if you simply looked up!
Out the window he flies, soaring into the night,
Super Rocky soars up, flying high, out of sight.
While the world sleeps, Super Rocky fights crime,
He’s saved us from bad guys time after time.
Surely you’ve heard of the land of Nozilling?
Where people kept fighting and shooting and killing?
The Pup flew one night to the land of Nozilling,
Boom boom! And Bam bam! So much blood they were spilling!
When fluffy pup landed, he raised his small paw.
But the people cried, “Shoot him! Let’s get him! Yehaw!”
“Bark bark” and “ruff ruff” cried that pup without fear.
When you translate, this means, “No more shooting, ya’ll hear?”
The people at once in the land of Nozilling
Dropped all their rifles and stopped all the killing.
“What a beautiful bark,” said one man large and strong,
“Like a ringing of bells or a short, pretty song.”
Another large man with big muscles was crying.
“It’s such a nice bark we must stop all this dying.”
With a final “bark bark!” Super Pup flew away.
He had too much to do to allow him to stay.
To this day they still talk in the land of Nozilling,
Of when Super Pup helped to stop all the killing.
“I was evil and bad ‘til I heard that pup bark,”
They said, “His bark showed me the light in the dark.”
And then once, far away, in the land of Uzadly,
Two little kids were behaving quite badly.
They’d both left their homes very late in the night.
Without telling their parents, and that isn’t right.
Cried Carol, “I dare you to jump in the lake!”
Said Jimmy, “I’ll do it!” Oh, what a mistake!
So he leapt off the bridge, and his heart filled with fear.
But then, from a distance, “Bark bark!” Pup is near!
Puppy took off his cape, tied the ends in a knot,
He threw it to Jim, who was saved on the spot.
Jim floated down safely because of Pup’s suit.
The cape had become the young boy’s parachute.
Jim cried, “Super Pup! We can’t thank you enough!”
Pup responded quite gravely, “Bark bark” and “ruff ruff.”
“That bark,” said young Carol, “is a beautiful song.
“It’s shown me, dear Jim, what we’ve done is quite wrong.”
“It’s true,” Jim replied. “Pup has told us today
“That we shouldn’t sneak out. We should not run away.”
“We’ve learned,” said young Carol. “from what Pup has said.
“If he hadn’t come, Jim would surely be dead.”
Pup then took his cape and he waved them good-bye.
With that he was gone, soaring into the sky.
And young Carol and Jim were good kids from that day,
They knew that Pup’s bark had shown them the way.
These are two of the ways Pup has saved us before,
By battling evil and settling scores.
Tonight, though, is different. Tonight is far scarier,
Tonight he must battle a villain far hairier.
Kit the Cat is a ball full of bright orange fur.
He shreds couches and chairs, and then gives a glad pur.
He scratches poor fathers and hisses at mothers
And pees in the shoes of good sisters and brothers.
He breaks into pet stores. He’s robbed five this week.
He scratches their posts, steals the toys. What a sneak!
Although Rocky and Kit have fought twice in the past,
Kit has always escaped, for he’s cunning and fast!
Kit’s thought of a plan that’s most evil and mean.
He’s planning to enter the White House unseen.
Then after he’ll grab the first dog by the collar
And hold him for ransom for one million dollars!
“Why is a dog in the White House?” asked Kit.
“Dogs are too smelly. They bark and they spit.
“But cats are so clean, and we’re quiet as mice.
“A cat in the White House—now that sounds so nice.”
“I’ll kidnap the dog; then the U.S. will know
“That cats rule the world, and dogs are the foe!
“And you, Super Pup, I am certain we’ll meet.
“Just remember that cats always land on their feet.”
Kit crept to the White House, then tiptoed inside,
And when guards passed near him, so quickly he’d hide.
He checked every room ‘til inside one he found
Asleep on the sofa the President’s hound!
And while the hound slept, Kit took out a rope
To tie up its feet, so the pooch had no hope.
“Ha, ha!” cried Kit Cat, cruelly waking his prey.
“Now you are mine. You must do as I say.”
“Arooo!” howled the dog, quickly waking with fear,
But then, through the window, “Bark! Bark!” Pup is here!
“So it’s you, Super Pup,” Kitty said in a huff.
To which Pup responded, “Bark bark” and “ruff ruff.”
Said Kit, “Pup, your bark is far worse than your bite,
“I’ve put plugs in my ears to prepare for our fight!”
“Hiss hiss” and “meow meow,” spat out Kit the Cat.
“Aroo!” cried the hound. “That foul hiss! Please stop that!”
Few could withstand evil Kit Cat’s meow.
Such a chilling, cold, sound. Oh, what would Pup do now?
But Pup wasn’t bothered, for he couldn’t hear,
Since he, too, had put a small plug in each ear!
Cried Kit, “Very clever, you’ve worn earplugs too,
“No matter, small Pup, I’ve a new game for you.”
Oh, evil Kit Cat! He then played a cruel trick!
From out of his pocket, he took out a stick.
“Ha ha! Super Pup! Do you want to play catch?
“I know that no dog can resist playing fetch!
“I’ll throw you this stick, and you’ll quickly run off,
“Then I’ll kidnap the hound,” Kitty said with a scoff.
And Pup couldn’t help it. The game looked like fun.
He wagged his small tail and got ready to run.
Kit the Cat, you’re so mean! No, this just isn’t right!
For playing, of course, is small Pup’s kryptonite!
The hound cried, “Aroo! Pup, you can’t fall for that.
“A dog is too smart to be tricked by a cat.”
And Kit threw the stick, but Pup didn’t go running,
The spell was destroyed by the hound and his cunning.
Then Pup thought of a plan that was clever and slick.
He ran to Kit Cat, and he started to lick!
He covered Kit’s body with love and devotion,
And Kit screamed with fear, “Please no more kissing potion!
“Your tongue is like fire! It is burning my skin.
“Dog spit disgusts me! Don’t lick me again!”
Kit then backed away and jumped onto a chair.
He was crying out, “Gross! There’s dog spit in my hair!
“Very well, Super Pup, for this time you have won,
But I will return, for this war is not done.”
Then Kit disappeared with a “meow” and a “hiss.”
Hurrah for the Pup and his Super Pup Kiss!
The hound cried, “Young Pup, you’re so clever and smart.
“You fought with such courage and cunning and heart.”
“Your trick was much better than ‘stay,’ ‘speak’ or ‘sit,’
“For you gave a licking to mean, evil Kit.”
Next Pup freed the hound; then he knew he must go.
The furry, young pup had no time to be slow.
He saw that the sun was now starting to rise,
Which meant it was time he should take to the skies.
So giving a shake of his head full of fluff,
The Pup flew away with a “bark” and a “ruff.”
He flew to his home, then curled up in a ball,
And none of us knew he had just saved us all.
Then, feeling quite happy that he’d done enough,
He lay down with a “bark” and a sleepy “ruff ruff.”
